LiVe Ur LiFe At ItS ToP
If you don't have a tumblr....... you don't know how to tumble! I do! BOOM!
OOOOOOOOO BURN!
Boy: Why do you look like a slut?
Girl: I've looked worse
Boy: How? A slut is pretty bad for you
Girl: The worst I've looked was being on a date with you
A Shitted Break Up
Boyfriend: We need to talk
Girlfriend: Wait I need to go shit hold on
Boyfriend: Hold your shit when this is important
Girlfriend: I don't give a shit when I need to shit my own shit
Boyfriend: This is why we need to talk....... sometimes you need to let me use the toilet when you could hold your shit because what about my shit? That's why I always don't give a shit about you
Girlfriend: Boys should hold shit and girls should shit shit. Now we could just buy another toilet right?
Boyfriend: That is a waste of money
Girlfriend: Well you're the only one that gives a shit about your shit shitting so cool don't get one
Boyfriend: I will get one and I will get a new apartment
Girlfriend: Why?????
Boyfriend: You can't give a shit and poop shit number 2! (Like you can't have cake and eat it 2!)
Girlfriend: Well I'll stick to shitting so we are done
Boyfriend: I don't give a shit!
Boy: Bitch
Girl: I've been called worse
Boy: Like what?
Girl: Your girlfriend
